I guess my Mom wanted to top the stellar present that she gave Jon last Christmas. When she was here recently she presented Jon with a 16oz jar of Boudreaux's butt paste. 16 ounces!!!!! That is a lot of butt paste!! ( It was sort of a gag. Right Mom? A useful gag though. Looks like Jon is going to be changing some diapers!!!!) A few years ago Jon and I tailgated at the Cotton bowl with my parents and the Boudreaux Butt Paste RV was parked near my parent's RV. Jon thought that was the funniest thing he had ever seen. I am pretty sure we have pictures somewhere.
Just in case you haven't heard of this miracle butt paste, people swear by this stuff. It's not just for diaper rash. I had a rash on my finger that nothing would get rid of except for the Miracle butt paste. Of course, we are partial to this particular recipe since it comes from just up the road from my hometown. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting my Mom and complain about ANY type of skin ailment, she will have some butt paste on you faster than you can say Boudreaux. Although the company was recently bought by a company in Indiana, I really hope they keep the production in south Louisiana. Seriously, with Boudreaux in the name, it really can't come from anywhere else.
When I saw the size of this jar, I thought "great, now we can worry about the butt paste expiring along with our fingerprints." But, it seems like it is good until May of 2009. Too bad, I could have orchestrated an essay contest where people could write me explaining why I should bequeath the butt paste to them. Actually, that could get quite scary, never mind.
So, the nursery may not be started and our daughter doesn't have a name (besides LuLu) but at least Mom can stop worrying because we are loaded up with butt paste.
9 comments:
hee-hee. you said "butt" on the internet. hee-hee.
been hearing about this stuff, might need to look into it.
Love butt paste! Mainly for the name, but it works great too!
Fun post! Guess I need to be on the lookout for some butt paste! One more thing to add to my 'must have' list.
Maybe its just me, but mentioning that butt paste works for rashes on your finger.... I'm hoping that the paste wasn't on your butt first?!!!
OMG!! I actually have tears in my eyes, laughing so much. Here in Australia, we're not privy to such exciting things as "butt paste"!!!
Let me just say we couldn't survive without our Butt-Paste. That's all I'm saying......
Ha ha ha!! Cute post. I have heard of Butt Paste before but I have never seen it here (Montreal). I wonder if I can order it on eBay. :o)
Thanks for the laugh,
Julie
Man,I think I need to find some of that butt paste. I can see me asking someone at the store, "Can you please show me where you keep your butt paste?" =)
Lee-anne - I will trade you some butt paste for original tim tams!!!!
I have heard good things about that butt paste. How odd a sentence is that?
Keep smilin!
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