It was reported earlier today that
Chia died a
sudden slow and painful death in the kitchen window of his owner. Chia is survived by his enthusiastic (yet obviously neglectful) owner
Jon and his wife, "hater of all things Chia", Karen. It is suspected that the death occurred several days ago but was only recently reported to the authorities. A full investigation will be conducted. In lieu of flowers, donations should be sent to your local chapter of WOCPO (Wives of Chia Pet Owners) Support Group.
During an initial search, authorities also found the original box of Chia. Authorities have reason to believe that the owner's spouse could try to "re-gift" this exact Chia. Apparently that type of childish behavior has occurred within her family. Therefore any friends or family that suspect they may be the victim of such a heinous act should immediately contact the authorities.
Autopsy photos were originally withheld to avoid protest within the Chia community. However, at
Johnny's request.....
14 comments:
My deepest sympathies!
You don't think Jon will get another one do you? Well if he does, seriously, my deepest sympathies!!!!
Monica
What? Where are the autopsy photos?!
What a pathetic looking thing!!! Not sure I would even acknowledge it's "passing"
I not a detective or anything however, I think that Karen may of had something to do with Chia's passing...."hater of all things Chia" is definitly a clue!
Always suspect the spouse!
In defense of the spouse...The Chia was looking a little sickly (sorry Jon)right from the start. Or do they all look that way?
Monica
Thanks Monica. Believe me, I thought about doing something to this creature but Jon took care of that himself. At first I felt like the wife in "A Christmas Story" with the Major Award Leg Lamp. Luckily it didn't have to come to that.
"What a shame". Shall we all pull some weeds in honor of the departed chia? We can lay them on your doorstep. Guess we should not. All the yard work and us bring in weeds for the departed chia? NAH!
My family has a running joke about Chia pets!!! LOL... This is our Christmas thing! So funny to see another with the same joke...
(I do hope this was a joke or I'm going to be sooooo embarrassed!)
UUUUMMM I'm trying to hang in there for so many young 9OK some aren't quite THAT young) but couples on this adoption journey, but quite seriuosly I htink the stress could be getting to all of you. Get out and get some sun, but drink lots of water so you dont dry up!!!!
Humor does help relieve some of the stress doesn't it!!!! Hoping you all will keep that alive and well for each other each step of the way.
OK, so that is obviously Chia Hippo, who as far as I'm concerned would have been really cute as an alive Chia.....poor hippo Chia!
I personally think it should be replaced with Chia Kid:
http://www.chia.com/chia.html#guy
to help you make it through the wait and give you something to care for. (Although, perhaps you you all have some work to do in the coming months:))
Wow, it really does look pathetic with NO greenery. Poor little thing, it didn't have a chance, did it? *grin*
Oh that's just sad. Poor thing.
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